Midwesterners tend to be friendly, polite, honest and trusting, so down here they are dead meat. We need to keep an eye on them. If you see a visitor who looks confused, don't hesitate to offer help:
YOU: Hello! I see you are from the Midwest.
VISITORS: Why, yes we are! How could you tell?
YOU: By your non-taut, yogurt-colored bodies. Do you need directions?
VISITORS: Yes, thanks! We want to go to the beach.
YOU: Like that?
YOU: We have no beach.See? By going a just little out of your way to help, you have averted what could have been an unfortunate situation.