Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes. Show all posts

6.11.2007

Huh?

I turned on my TV a few minutes ago to catch the weather forecast and heard the following on a commercial:

If you have a stroke, you are more likely to die from one.

No kidding.

Maybe I heard it incorrectly...?

5.03.2007

Is it just me?

From the annual report of a Singapore-based company:

Like a prized seashell, [name omitted] is a company in constant evolution for excellence.

I'm not getting the analogy. Seashells evolve? Am I missing something?

2.06.2007

Quote of the Day, 2/6/07

A caption on a photo at Foxnews.com: "Frost forms on a sea lion at the Milwaukee County Zoo; the cold has killed at least 9 across the U.S."

Nine sea lions?