Global warming! Global warming!

This reminds me of Gen Chem I, when the professor suggested solving the problem of global warming by putting catalytic converters on cows....

My question is: The next time I want to drive my car 8,077 miles, should I shoot a moose first to avoid harming the environment?

I wonder if my doctor gets many calls like this.

On the package containing a free sample of make-up:

Discontinue use if signs of irritation or rash appear and consult your physician.

So it's OK to keep using it if you have signs of irritation or rash, as long as they don't consult your physician?

Wow.

I'm a bit surprised at how long it's taken me to notice the sign at Macy's that points shoppers in the direction of the "Jewlery" department.

Eek.