InstantEulogies.com offers a package of "20 Pre-Written and Time-Tested Eulogy Speeches," as well as poems, quotations, tips on proper etiquette and on gaining the audience's respect--oh, yeah, and did we mention that it will save valuable time? After all, who really wants to spend time writing a eulogy for a recently departed loved one when they could be doing something else? The package includes eulogies for friends, siblings, parents, spouses, children, etc.
Yes sir, there's nothing like a generic, purchased eulogy to show just how much that loved one meant to you.
(Why did an ad for this site show up in my Gmail? I have no idea.)