A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought. "The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!"
"Well," said the butcher. "These days it's hard to make ends meat."
From one of my favorite websites, Rinkworks. The joke, #782, is here.
Be sure to check out the Book-A-Minute section, too. One of my favorites is Animal Farm.
1 comment:
I love the book-a-minutes! The Lady and the Tiger is my favorite, but Animal Farm is good too.
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