"You might as well go get a t-shirt and a black magic marker and write on it, 'You Can't Trust My God.' And then don't witness to anyone, because nobody's gonna get saved anyway. Who wants to trust a God you can't trust?"
"Worrying is just chucking time right out the window."
Those of you from my alma mater can take a stab at identifying the source (singular) for these quotations. It shouldn't be too difficult.