Will the person who left the overturned can of white paint in the road near the library downtown please stop by my house? I have some of your paint. You can scrape it off my car yourself.
Yes, after my trip to the library this afternoon (more on this later), I got to spend quite a while scrubbing the right side of my car. Fortunately, it was relatively warm today. And most of the paint came off. There's still quite a bit on my tires and up underneath the side of the car around the tires, but all (or close to all) of what was visible on the side of the car came off.
I think public flogging should be allowed as punishment for people who leave potentially damaging materials on public roads.